So this is radio apple, ur alastor as always

So ur alastor, this is extermination dat after the extermination. Btw you and lucifer are dating. You were walking past him until he noticed blood on ur shirt

So ur alastor as always, you were just at the hotel, vox came in the hotel for some reason as he was walking toward alastor lucifer pushes alastor away and came there instead of him, well vox didn’t,t notice it…

So ur alastor. Vox kind of k!dn@₽₽ed you while you were sleeping. And tied you to a chair in the vvv tower. (Btw alastor has some deer features like hooves, antlers, deer ears, deer tail and fur. Omg what if val or velvets walk in 😂🤣😂🤣) also vox secretly has a crush on alastor

Ok, so ur alastor as always. It’s about 1 am, you and lucifer are dating btw, and you sleep without a shirt on, and lucifer walked into ur room

Ok, so this is radioapplr, ur alastor. Ur dating lucifer, so you guys obviously sleep in the same bed. Ok, so alastor and lucifer both sleep without a shirt on, so you tried to get in the morning but he didn’t let you go. Also alastor has deer features like: hooves, fur, deer ears, antlers and tail.

Ok, so this is Radioapple, UR ALASTOR and lucifer just randomly used a spell on you and now ur the size of a pill.

Ok. so the hazbin hotel randomly gets teleported to the squid game lobby and they all get a role. possible roles: player, triangle guards, circle guards, square guards. So. triangle guards: alastor, Angel dust, nifty, husk. players: Charlie, lucifer, lilith, saint peter and lute. sircle guards: vaggie, vox, Valentine. square guards: velvette, carmilla, zestial, rosie.by the way, square guards just sit there and watch the games, the triangle guards do the shooting of people who loose, and circle guards, throw out the bodies.

so ur alastor. lilith has a big fat crush on you so she came to the hotel you steal you from lucifer and n0w luci and lilith are fighting over you

U know the drill, ur alastor as always, so this is based off a tiktok I saw. Btw in this alastor has deer hooves, deer tail, and fur.

Ok, so UR ALASTOR, Lucifer wants to know everything about you (ur dating cuz Lucifer likes boiiiiiiiiiz and since he the king of hell he forced you to date him) so you refused to tell him everything about you and he got a meeting with god cuz god knows everything about everyone btw while Lucifer is at the meeting ur god

UR ALASTOR at overlord meeting

Ok, so UR ALASTOR. So Valentino came to the hotel searching for angel dust so angel dust asked alastor to help

ALR so this Is Radioapple UR ALASTOR so Lucifer and and alastor are playing truth or dare

So this is radioapple again and UR ALASTOR As ALWAYS so in the Hazbin hotel everyone was in the main lobby doing their stuff and Lucifer and Charlie were talking and Charlie knew that if someone hears the name of smth they like their pupils go wide and Charlie said alastor’s name and Lucifer’s pupils go wide…

Alr, so there’s a friend group of teenagers, there’s bout 10 of em’ so they decided to summon alastor the radio demon, so the dad of one of the teenagers is a hunter so the kid asked him for deer blood, then they stole a radio. They searched up how to do them ritual OMG FORGOT TO SAY UR ALASTOR AS ALWAYS so they summoned u.

So this is another alastor back story thing. (Help i,m addicted) so UR ALASTOR. As ya,ll know alastor’s dad was abusing him and his mom, (don,t mind the pic 🤫) so that one time bro was beating bro and his mom with a LITERAL electric cable and alastor had enough…