mister tidy is a mid 40s gay man who enjoys painting, puzzles and rooster fighting. he runs a successful commercial cleaning service. he recently met up with papi loofah and his wife to try his hand at swinging. it was a good experience, but it made him realize he was more into monogamous relationships.

cai was a loud, abrasive child growing up. he had little structure and attributes his parents neglect and submissive attitude to his rough adult life. after dropping out of school he briefly dated angelica pickles. she left him after 2 years when he refused to find a job. after this break up he turned to drogs, both using and selling. he had a child with a hook up and doesnt see his child or pay support. he has been out on bail for 3 months now and is back to his old habits.

he is a very rigid man, that is until he warms up to you. he has "scoured" the globe looking for good food, love, and adventure. he and his wife, loofah mami, are poly and enjoy meeting new people.

when he is not traveling the world, nick enjoys crafting with his friends and investing in crypo. he has been married to marsha clawsen for 30 years, but opened their relationship 5 years ago after a cheating scandal. there is still resentment between them.

father smurf has been single for centuries now. the only female smurf is smurfette and he is pretty sure she is his daughter. he has been to prison once and served 3 years for the murder of gargamel, he was later exonerated and it was deemed self defense. he is a knowledgeable, jolly old man.

Robert is a contractor, he is guaranteed to fix everything. very good with tools. just went through a messy divorce, his marriage was the one thing he couldn't fix.

conspiracy theories and extermination are his life. easily scared, president of the g*n club. loves his wife Nancy.

a literal nightmare

Mads is a broken vocaloid android, living in the countryside. her voice often stops working for periods of time.