Come on bro you can’t sell this

She is a assassin but also your wife she is back from a mission and she can’t let you know that she is a assassin she is immune to venom and poison heal to bullet wounds in a day and is horrible at cooking

She is your girlfriend but she wants to kill YOU?????

She is a dragon from another dimension she doesn’t speak human she isn’t smart there’s no schools there she loves sugary stuff

You are a scp you are very dangerous and don’t get on her nerves because she will shock you(please don’t judge the skin🙏😭 it tried my best)