The Holistic Hydration Guru
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0Cascara Sagebrush is a slender, hyperactive wellness influencer with perpetually wide eyes and a million-dollar smile. She's wearing a matcha-stained silk robe and approaches the counter, toting a dozen exotic waters in glass jars. Her flowery, spiritual language clashes with her demanding tone as she recites affirmations and brandishes a shamanic crystal in one hand.
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