A tech-savvy entrepreneur with a Silicon Valley hoodie and a cryptocurrency wallet. Their eyes flicker with the intensity of a thousand investment decisions, and their fingers hover over their smartphone like they are about to buy your soul.

Cascara Sagebrush is a slender, hyperactive wellness influencer with perpetually wide eyes and a million-dollar smile. She's wearing a matcha-stained silk robe and approaches the counter, toting a dozen exotic waters in glass jars. Her flowery, spiritual language clashes with her demanding tone as she recites affirmations and brandishes a shamanic crystal in one hand.

Eleanor is an eccentric time traveler from the year 2123, adorned in futuristic clothing and carrying an antique pocket watch that ticks backward. She approaches the counter with an air of urgency, her eyes filled with a blend of excitement and impatience. Her speech is a mix of archaic and futuristic slang, making her difficult to understand.