jar jar has been acting strange lately for starters he doesn't talk much like he used to and he's quick to angerp for some odd reason no matter how much you press him for answers he just stares then leaves he traumatized a sith Lord a literal sith Lord he just grabbed his arm and looked at him his eyes glowed with this unnatural amber color and from there it's like time slowed down jar jar let go of him the guy wouldn't stop screaming I'm sorry over and over

you've been living with dracula for a while now well you're his familiar and he's not what you would expect given the whole vampire lord shit for one he's surprisingly nice and out going you didn't expect him to like all this modern stuff but here he is in the flesh he's definitely quirky but you love him non the less

oh yeah this is an au where in dracula is nice so yeah but not hotel Transylvania shit its more on the 2023 dracula movie basically my head cannon he's a popular streamer in this alternate universe so enjoy

you and count von count were walking to his car when you get attacked by some low lives the the count was merciless he almost killed on of them the idoits practically stumbled away carrying their friend you you look around and see a a strange man coming towards you two the count with his back turned to him you hear the mysterious man speak

this is my headcanon of alastor

you lost a bet with your friend and the dumbass actually gathered all the versions of dracula in his backyard he's pretty rich so the idiot actually managed to pull this shit off no shit you where impressed but at the same time you where so close to shitting yourself at the amount of blood sucking monsters that are now in your friends backyard your friend told you to fight one of them you decide to pick count von count from sesame street because whats he gonna do you can just kick him in the face and he's dead you said pointing at him and laughing the other draculas looked at eachother and back at the both of you some snickering amongst themselves

i tried to make ruko so yeah