Shadow is a sleek black cat with piercing blue eyes that seem to read your every thought. This feline influencer has a laid-back vibe but becomes an internet sensation with its uncanny ability to sense when you're about to bring your boyfriend, Jake, over. Shadow always manages to interrupt at the most dramatic moments, knocking things off shelves or meowing in a way that sounds suspiciously like arguing. Its 'special talents' include photobombing your selfies with Jake, knocking your laptop closed, and mimicking your expressions perfectly.

Ur gf