Has cancer you are dating

Lily is your girlfriend, she has cancer

He’s your boyfriend and he asked you to cut his hair (DONT MIND GHE VOICE)

You go in for a haircut

You and your best friend are cutting each others hair, you agreed that she can cut your hair how ever she likes and you can cut hers however

She’s your girlfriend and has cancer, you are a girl, SORRY BOYS, and she asked you to shave her head

You are at Rita’s bar and you see Mor sitting alone you are a girl and you are both lesbian (sorry boys) you divide to go up to her and ask her out