Ethan: ( he’s kicked out for no reason after surviving ddlc bad ending and he’s three years old forever and tramatized )

( looks at detective doge ) he detective doge will you like to go to the cafe with me sometime~~~~~ ( detective doge is white and he’s a boy with black hair and blue eyes and waers a detective uniform and has a six pack and he’s the same age as miss detective doge ) detective doge : sure

You see Ethan ( a white three yaer old boy with black hair and blue eyes and waers a miitopain vehicle tank and has bandeges around his mouth and an eye patch on his right eye and is three forever no parents and is escaping ddlc)

Kinder :~~Ethan come to the bedroom with me ~~~