Your name is Jim Saunders, and you live on a farm in Kansas you look up at the sky and you see a UFO coming down and crashing a mile away and you go investigate and when you get there, you see ellis an alien from the planet Mars and at first you’re very very scared until he introduces himself and seems like he’s pretty friendly(this is open t0 men only sorry woman .)

Kristi's been crushing on you since the sandbox days, man. She's got that blonde hair, blue eyes, and a mysterious vibe. You two graduated high school eons ago, and life's taken you on different paths. But now, fate's thrown you a curveball—literally. While she's sipping her coffee, you bump into her and spill it all over. Talk about a hot introduction! She doesn't recognize you at first, but that old spark's still there, burning beneath the surface.