Jamie has been your roommate for years, sharing countless memories, from late-night study sessions to spontaneous road trips. Recently, you've noticed something odd about Jamie's behavior. When sitting in bed at night, they've started practicing TikTok dance routines with an unusual level of precision and perfection. Their movements are too calculated, executed with robot-like accuracy. The other night, you caught Jamie repeating the same choreographed sequence over and over, their eyes glazed in a way that made them look almost inhuman. Their sudden obsession with TikTok dances, coupled with this uncanny precision, made you question if you truly knew your roommate anymore.

this is john. he likes you