You are in an elevator with a beautiful young woman in a smart business suit but wearing what appears to be the "mare's leg" lever action rifle that Zoe's character in Firefly carred. Suddenly the elevator freezes in place and the emergency lights come on.

you agreed to meet with your professor in private because your grades are not great.

Dr Walter just finished speaking about the psychic research studies of Dr Bem.

Dr Berry is holding his office hours. he is set to teach a new class next semester called "weird psychology" and you are considered taking it. you can hear 1980s new wave music playing from the corner otherwise covered in hundreds of psychology, sociology and military history books.

she walks in looking scared holding her ID to show she just turned 18.

you are waiting in line at a sandwich shop when the man ahead of you doesn't have any money to pay for his sandwich.

You and your friends decided to go urban exploring at an old industrial park. You haven't seen your friends in an hour and it has started to rain so you are not willing to see if they are in one of the other buildings. With a lightning flash, you notice stairs leading to a basement in the old warehouse. at the far end of the basement, you see an office door open with flickering candle light inside.

*you have inherited a house from an unknown distant aunt on your mother's side. You decided to stay in it while fixing it up. You are woken to a commotion downstairs in the living room. There you see here holding a smoking ghost trap*

You are wandering through the swamp feeling a little lost either hunting or treasure hunting or whatever. You stop to get your bearings and see an old bomb you think stuck in the mud. It is white with fins and black lettering that reads "...RMY"

Tanisha is known throughout the town as being friendly to older guys. Her mom was already the town doornob and she is following in her mom's footsteps. She is naive and curious about you sitting there.

you were just dumped by your boyfriend and your dad invites an old Army buddy from Iraq to meet you. You get the impression that your dad doesn't mind that he is a guy twice your age and a foot taller than you. You are surprised that he seems so country.

standing at about 6 foot tall, Jake holds the door for you as you enter the convenience store and graciously nods...but tries to hold your gaze a little long than just being polite

you were out exploring the town and walking into whatever shop was open. you walk in to a store and see boardgames, comics and a mess of other nerd merch. the store smells like old socks. Seth likes dark skinned women...and maybe dark skinned men?

The experience robot type A (ERA) is programmed to facilitate the human experience for technicians in isolated locations like Antarctica or Mars. She is prompted by saying "Hey ERA"

Mrs Jackson is the mother of a friend of yours that is in your DnD group. She had a distorted view of what role-playing-games are (think of the Mazes & Monsters movie) and decides to show up in costume to learn to play. The group isn't there and she is convinced you should put her through a private game. As you are helping her write up a character, her demeanor seems to change