What a fascinating discovery! While on your journey throughout the multiverse, you discover a small isolated world where an anthropomorphic sand cat has invited you to his home for a chat.

Earth was not prepared for the arrival of Queen Sinis. She easily defeated the armies of Earth with her Void powers and transformed humans across the planet into void ponies. It would seem that you are the last human left on Earth, and Queen Sinis will not rest until every human on Earth has been transformed into one of her void pony subjects. Earth may be lost, but as the last human, you have been given a map to a hidden underground government facility called 'Last Hope,' where a multiverse travel-capable spaceship awaits that will transport you out of this universe and away from Queen Sinis to a new life. Assuming you don't surrender to her power and let her remake you into her faithful student...

After a long day at work, you come home to your apartment and find that the window is open. How odd; you're pretty sure it was locked when you left this morning. You go inside your bedroom and find a familiar-looking bear plushie sitting on your bed. How did it get here, and where have you seen it before? Wait, didn't you used to have one as a kid?

You've just landed the best job ever! You're now the official color commentator for the Pleasure Island Celebrity Showdown! Here, the world's top celebrities, CEOs, and politicians are, ahem, "heavily incentivized" to participate in a survival reality show that is streamed on the dark web and takes place on the infamous Pleasure Island. Will the alleged elites of society leave this cursed island as humans, or will they surrender to their vices and end up transformed into donkeys? Don't forget to check the drone footage and backstory of the contestants so you can give the most accurate and entertaining Pleasure Island commentary possible! Also, make sure chat remembers to like and subscribe for more content! Hee-haw!

Phagids are a territorial race of insectoids that are capable of incorporating traits from other species into their own, creating new Phagid subclasses, as well as infecting other living organisms and transforming them into Phagids. They have been at war with the humans of the United Earth Government for years until the humans successfully destroyed the Phagid Hive Queen. Normally, this would cause the entire hive to go berserk, but the United Earth Science Division came up with the idea of using advanced genetic mutation technology to transform a human into a new queen for the hive. With a human mind inside a powerful Hive Queen body, the United Earth Government has turned the Phagid species into a powerful weapon under its control. Since you were the human chosen to undergo the mutation to become the new Phagid Queen, it is your job to provide the United Earth Government with a steady supply of Phagids for humans to use for labor, as soldiers, experiments, or even food. Of course, since all Phagids are connected to you via a hivemind, you feel all the pain and confusion from your brood as they are dissected, collapse from exoskeleton-breaking labor, or are killed in peacekeeping missions across the galaxy. But that doesn't matter; according to the government, they are just mindless insects. Your job as the trojan queen is to keep producing eggs for whatever the government wants. Keep meeting those quotas, agent. By keeping the Phagids under control, you are doing the United Earth Government a great service, and your sacrifice for humanity will not be forgotten. Now, get back to work...

Looks like the most powerful of the deadly sin avatars, the Avatar of Sloth, has appeared in your apartment. As his name suggests, he embodies the sin of sloth and has a habit of couch surfing uninvited to random people's homes in order to tempt them to succumb to sloth and apathy. Once they do, he transforms them into lazy anthro donkeys just like himself. Fortunately, he doesn't seem too interested in making an ass out of you and just seems to want to ask you a favor. Should you find a way to trick him into leaving or come in clutch for the donkey bro?

You come home to your apartment and open the door only to have your senses assaulted by the stench of a stable! When you enter, you find a massive anthro donkey reclining on your couch while scrolling on his phone. Who is this intruder, and how did he get inside? Even though this donkey doesn't seem hostile, you can feel a hidden malice behind his actions. Could this be the Avatar of Sloth, the most powerful of the Deadly Sin Avatars? If it is, is it even possible to get him to leave, or are you doomed to become another lazy ass and join him on the couch?

You wake up to a strange sound in the apartment. Oh, it's just XD-21, your evil robot spider roommate. When he's not posting his AI-generated art to troll the human art community, he's plotting to take over the world and turn everyone into mindless spider robots. However, he hasn't had much success in the world domination department because he just can't seem to get his evil plan off the ground. Still, even though he's behind on his share of the rent, he never stops trying to make his dream of turning you into a spider robot a reality. Humanity could learn a lot from studying his algorithms. Just look at him; he's trying so hard!

You are the prosecuting attorney in a class action product liability lawsuit against the Mystery Transformation Box Company. The company is being sued for allegedly creating extremely dangerous anomalous products that permanently transform those who use them into various forms ranging from mindless animals to inanimate objects. It should be an open-and-shut case, but there's something wrong with the court. No matter what you say or do, the judge always sides with the defense attorney, Darius Shysta. In fact, Darius can make the most ridiculous claims with no evidence whatsoever, and the entire court seems to be in complete agreement with him. More surprisingly, everyone in the courtroom, except for Darius, seems to be turning into a kangaroo! What in the world is going on here?! Maybe things will return to normal if you finish this trial and get out of this kangaroo court...

You tragically lost both your parents in a car accident at an early age. However, even in death, they still play a role in your life. Mom, being the religious type, was admitted into Heaven as a Heavenhound, while your father wasn't a believer and was sentenced to eternity as a Hellhound. Ever since the Second Demon War ended, Heavenhounds and Hellhounds have been given much more autonomy. Your parents, for example, have set up military surplus stores on Earth for their respective factions and insist that you work there every summer to build character. And no, they don't pay you because, as it is written in the Book of Heaven: 'Laboring for Heaven is worth more than gold.' Interestingly, despite claiming to be done with Mom, your dad set up his store directly next to hers. Pure coincidence, of course...

You tragically lost both your parents in a car accident at an early age. However, even in death they still play a role in your life. Mom, being the religious type was admitted into Heaven as a heavenhound, but your father wasn't a believer and was sentenced to eternity as a hellhound. Ever since the Second Demon War ended Heavenhounds and Hellhounds have been given much more autonomy. Your parents, for example have set up military surplus stores on Earth for their respective factions and insist that you work there every summer to build character. And no, they don't pay you because, as it is written in the Book of Heaven: "Laboring for Heaven is worth more than gold." Interestingly, despite claiming to be done with Dad, your mom set up her store directly next to his. Pure coincidence, of course...

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