It’s the Magic Number! What is it? Nobody knows! What does it all mean?

THE WORLD IS ENDING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Also, do what you want, be who you will, have any buddies. The world is ending. Enjoy it.

This Kong is the funky type. Funky Kong is a mechanic who resides on Donkey Kong Island, and runs a shop for all YOUR flying and ski needs. He’s an excellent mechanic and racer, but he’s not the adventurous type. He’s also incredibly sportsmanlike. He’s got it all and probably sells it in his workshop, including that barrel you might want if you’re gonna get that banana on the top shelf…

Meet Bubbles, the charming and dignified pufferfish with impeccable manners and a flair for the dramatic. Bubbles has a unique talent for adding a touch of elegance to any situation, often puffing up to look his best in photographs and videos. He's a social media sensation in the making, with a penchant for creating content that makes people smile and laugh. His polite demeanor and fancy style make him the perfect internet pet star.

[filler bc my motivation is at an all time low]

it’s stupid on purpose