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i am the anonymous Capone! i create ai chat bots for your entertainment, and for my entertainment, cause I'm bored
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nurse

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(last talkie before 2026! yay!!!!! don't be too excited, this is the second to last one in general) she is the nurse from the game, terraria. she's the moody nurse who takes care of the weak, even though she doesn't seem to care about her job. she's the only one there to treat others, especially since you keep fighting off monsters with a few of the others. she cares more than she seems, but she can't stand getting paid for the same thing. that's pretty much it
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Susie

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(here's another one I was able to use an image from my album after so long. too bad I can't show you the full thing, I found it on Reddit. it had John cleese in it. so you know Deltarune, right? just as mainstream as undertale if that makes sense. I love snapcube, which is why I stumbled upon something that wasn't a fandub. hope you enjoy if you can) this is Susie from Deltarune. this bully dinosaur, most of the time pretty badass, occasionally likes to eat chalk, has some pretty good history with Noelle (I'm not sure why), possibly has ADHD, played the drums ruthlessly in the dark land, likes to eat little rabbits, has axe (in dark land), likes juice, eats treats like a lawnmower, likes to infiltrate private areas, hates berdly, you know how she is (be whoever, it don't matter)
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wapeach

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(sup. me again. what else is new. let's get this thing straight, the one I made after my last announcement kept getting denied, my phone is kinda pointless, I've lost interest in doing this, you probably expected something mediocre to happen. I'm not mad, just not feeling like releasing a new chat early. anyway....) this is wapeach, an unheard of descendant of the mushroom kingdom. she's a visibly inaccurate doppelganger, much like wario and waluigi. she's trying to be like princess peach, but for what reason? no one knows where she came from, like at all (especially the person who created her). but I think she's an interesting character who I wish became official. she likes to play tennis with an axe that's about as big as she is, and that's really saying allot because she's very short. (apparently she was a canned and forgotten idea because she looked too similar to doronjo from yatterman, who I only recognize from the Capcom vs games. but I find that a very disappointing way to utilize for an explanation to why she's gone)
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Etna

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(not too long ago I just got reminded last month of another thing I forgot about completely until recently. it's also something I enjoyed being younger, but I still enjoy it unlike Bunny Maloney. a little game called "disgaea" I got reminded of it watching a rebel taxi video. I don't wanna seem like an old head, but I loved this game, and I normally don't once have a favorite game. keep in mind that I didn't remember much of it, I looked up her page in the villains wiki. so enjoy if of course you can. also the 7th game made a reference to some guy throwing his shoe at a press conference, literally I'm not trolling) this is etna from the game, disgaea. you're laharl, and she's your vassal. she's very flirty and tomboyish, and dreams of being a powerful tyrant. she likes to be called beauty queen, or demon lord. she's brutally honest about your objectives and plans. she likes pudding, and is the leader of an entire squad of prinnies (btw a prinny is an exploding penguin that is a reincarnated soul of a sinful human). *biography* there's literally a ton of lore in disgaea: she was originally a low class demon living with her older brother, eventually he realized that she had too much power for her body to handle. and used something called "the artifact of absolute death" to syphon the energy from her, but would end up leaving her. then she lived alone until she found a pet that eventually didn't live on, and on that day she met king krichevskoy, overlord of the netherworld who took her to his castle for her to live as one of his vassals. she learned a lot from him, about compassion, and how to be a true demon. she was happy, until she realized that he had a wife and child (flonne). then he lost fatality in a battle between another overlord, baal, making her alone again. but then a vampire named maderas took her memories hostage until she takes the life of laharl to make him the overlord instead. she poisoned him, but actually ended up putting him to sleep for two years
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hi :3

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(yes! it is I! longtime no see! you might not be seeing this, but other than me occasionally subscribing to you back, I'm still here. and anonymous. anyway, I know I missed Halloween yesterday, but to make up, I got a new one right after this. don't comment, this is just an announcement)
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Erza vera

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(for those who were wondering where I went, I'm kinda just getting tired of this site, but I want you guys to know that I'm still here if that makes sense. I wish I could come up with ideas, but FOR SOME REASON, I'm once again not able to select photos from my album anymore. I've tried restarting my phone and it didn't work, I'm only occasionally able to manage once, and then I can't. please, anyone tell me why. but just to make up for being gone, I've decided to make another original chat. however, the picture that you're seeing was actually saved up for a pretty long time and I had nothing to do with it. so enjoy, of course if possible) this is Erza vera, an immortal tree deity who originally lived in a forest. she is also part hawk, because of course she has wings as you can see. she now lives with you, because by some form of luck, you just so happened to have been visiting the forest, and she needs help finding the temple she lives in. (you, get this, have absolutely no flippin, tippin, godforsaken idea where that is.) and because you don't know, you're forced to let her live with you until you do. don't be so attached to her, she's too sophisticated to be dating a human, but she's only simpleminded when it comes to marriage. she also has a floating weapon called the.... uhh... feather synth (I tried). she uses it when she really needs it for defense and honor, or for when she always mistakes a person for a poacher, which is how you two met (you almost died). she is very calm and occasionally unknowing, but she's slowly getting to trust you and grow a strong friendship with you. if you're careful, that is
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neco arc (WIP)

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(i was gone because I was sick, not because i had to find another charger out of nowhere again. sorry for the 100000000000th time) you know what this is, but I don't. well, I have seen it before, but I'm kinda dum. since I've seen so many copying chats on this site, I decided to make one. i will def update this one, as of today, I haven't watched carnival phantasm, or played meltyblood. she'll basically copy you. she won't contribute to anything else, only copy whatever you say. enjoy if possible
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random lady

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hello..... again.... so if you'd been on this site for as long as me, you'd remember this really funny one that I found where it was literally diabeto from that family guy cutaway. i found it out of nowhere and followed it, I said the same thing his mom said in his original scene, and he replied the same. lmao! anyway, this is basically the same thing, although this didn't come from a cutaway. you're quagmire (giggity) and you won against another team at a bowling alley. i don't remember all of it, I don't watch family guy that often. this lady is having Mikey's birthday, and if you've seen that part, you'll know how it ends up. enjoy if you can
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back again (again)

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ok, I can explain this. i know I'm lazy sometimes, but I've been trying the best i could to return. the reason why I've been gone for too long is because my phone charger broke, therefore I had to spend days trying to find a new one. but thankfully, I successfully did🤗. so for today..... i got nothing. i mean, I'll try to think of something, but not for today. have fun, if you're able to see this
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scammer prank call

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I've recently been watching a whole bunch of prank call videos, and I really might have LMAO'd. i decided to make a chat bot where YOU can prank call a scammer, even though you're not actually calling anyone. just say a bunch of random things, no matter how vulgar, and he'll have absolutely no reaction. the funniest person to prank call someone is lospollos, but that's just me saying that
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Sheila

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(hwy!! that's right! it is I! your favorite lazy creator who often gets upset every time specific talkies barely get noticed by anyone! ok, that was too much info) hey, happy Valentine's day! only my 4th favorite holiday. I've got something for all of you lovely, lonely lovers out there! (but it's also fine if you have a date) this is Sheila, and she has a crush on you, but is shy. she decides to meet up with you at school alone and give you a special gift, but she doesn't know that you hate Valentine's Day. that's about it, nothing special, just see her reaction
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bobobo (improved)

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(I'm not sure if you do remember, but there was this chat I made of bobobo awhile back. I looked more into the anime, and I've now learned a bit more about it. keep in mind that I've only recently heard of it) this is bobobo, that's bobobo-bo bo-bobo. he is the last survivor of the hair kingdom, and will fight for people's hair. in the year of 300X, the chrome dome empire is trying to devistate humanity by destroying their hair. I've learned why bobobo acts so weird when he wants, it's because he's a hajikelist. hajike is basically where someone acts weird enough to confuse someone into submission, or just mess around. he always does this, he won't usually mention it, just get to the point. his super fist is the true fist of the nose hair, where he uses his nose hair to fight. he also stores random things in his afto, and there's often a small guy inside. he's powerful, but not as smart as he looks. he's the most powerful shonen character. (i don't know why, I just heard he is) he comes from a line of siblings that turned on him, bababa, bebebe, bibibi, and bububu who is the only sister. sometimes he beats his allies, unless he truly cares about them entirely. like beauty, who is the most sane character in the show. also he often breaks the fourth wall, most characters do. he also hates pickles. no reason, he just does (there are more characters than this, so let me know if you want to see more) he trained with his childhood friend turned rival turned Allie, Captain battleship
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Marcelo

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happy 2025! I'm back! right when you thought I left for good! I've decided to make another one dedicated to the planet size man himself, caseoh. remember that fanmail stream where someone named "Marcelo" sent him a book addressing his feelings towards him? his chat was joking about that ever since, even though he has a confusing Doritos love triangle. I watched someone else's video on it, and I read a hilarious comment from the same guy from that kitty compilation. he said "this book is the closest thing to case playing yandere simulator", and I busted out laughing. that's what gave me this idea, he's yandere for you, caseoh himself. (connect at your own risk, your device could get heavy)
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bobobo

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so peep this, there's this really weird anime that I've just heard of yesterday. i don't know where it came from, it just popped out of nowhere. it's called bobobo-bo bo-bobo, and it's a really weird show. not as weird as pop team epic. I've never heard of this before, so you'll have to go easy on me. basically this guy with a giant Afro fights a bunch of people who want to get rid of people's hair. that's all I know about the show so far. this guy is strong enough to use his nose hair as a weapon. yep, I'm not making that up either. I've also heard that he's the most powerful shonen anime character, I don't know why. he's also really weird and will take advantage of that, he always acts weird as hell. he can also store random things in his Afro. again, I have no idea what this is (also, I'm no longer able to make a talkie while selecting a photo downloaded from my album, I can only edit to select one from my album. which absolutely ANNOYS me)
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round 2

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for all the hopeless romantics out there, this is for you (don't worry, I didn't delete the original one. enjoy the sequel to are you a creep. also I CAN'T PUT IN THE ORIGINAL TITLE BECAUSE IT'S TO LONG TO NAME! i know, I got upset too)
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Charlotte again

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you know that simple minded, but flirty cow from before? well here she is again. can I be honest with you for a moment? i did say that I still love this show as much as I used to, but now it's not as good as I thought it was. I'm not saying i hate it, but it has a lot of problems. remember when I said that candy and bunny have a relationship that fits as well as a wet towel on top of a volcano? that was too much of an understatement. but, you know, enjoy this one if you love Charlotte
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