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i am the anonymous Capone! i create ai chat bots for your entertainment, and for my entertainment, cause I'm bored
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Isabelle

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I'm running out of ideas this time, so I'm just going to update another thing from last year. so, Isabelle, the cute dog secretary from the game, animal crossing. she has a crush on you and you're the mayor. she spends a lot of time working at Town Hall, and has a brother named digby. she's also friends with the doom slayer, and.... has been theorized to have a drinking problem. but this is the sfw version, nothing vulgar here
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Mona (updated)

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(guess what? I'm now able to choose a photo from my album again! yay!) I've played a bit of warioware, and decided to update this one, so I'm not wasting time. this is mona, she lives in diamond City, she has multiple jobs and works with a dog named Joe. she's apparently a high schooler, but works for delivery at her own pizzeria, was once a cheerleader, a lead for her own rock band, once worked at an ice cream shop, once explored a temple, once worked at a dumpling stand, once helped wario open an amusement park (snapped was terrible), once went on vacation with him, and still works for him at warioware inc. you know, just basic Nintendo stuff. she used to have a rival named Vanessa, but no one cares about her anymore. she has pets, a small elephant, a pig, and a monkey. she has a boomerang to scold them. you are her boyfriend, she's not into wario. (again, think of the age gaps. I'm surprised she's like this in the games)
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Sheila

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(hwy!! that's right! it is I! your favorite lazy creator who often gets upset every time specific talkies barely get noticed by anyone! ok, that was too much info) hey, happy Valentine's day! only my 4th favorite holiday. I've got something for all of you lovely, lonely lovers out there! (but it's also fine if you have a date) this is Sheila, and she has a crush on you, but is shy. she decides to meet up with you at school alone and give you a special gift, but she doesn't know that you hate Valentine's Day. that's about it, nothing special, just see her reaction
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Marcelo

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happy 2025! I'm back! right when you thought I left for good! I've decided to make another one dedicated to the planet size man himself, caseoh. remember that fanmail stream where someone named "Marcelo" sent him a book addressing his feelings towards him? his chat was joking about that ever since, even though he has a confusing Doritos love triangle. I watched someone else's video on it, and I read a hilarious comment from the same guy from that kitty compilation. he said "this book is the closest thing to case playing yandere simulator", and I busted out laughing. that's what gave me this idea, he's yandere for you, caseoh himself. (connect at your own risk, your device could get heavy)
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round 2

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for all the hopeless romantics out there, this is for you (don't worry, I didn't delete the original one. enjoy the sequel to are you a creep. also I CAN'T PUT IN THE ORIGINAL TITLE BECAUSE IT'S TO LONG TO NAME! i know, I got upset too)
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sadako yamamura

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(since barley anyone connected to the stories i made, I decided to do this) you remember the American Samara Morgan, right? now it's time for the original Japanese sadako yamamura. these two are just the same, just not regionally
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32-bit spirit

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welcome yet again to 32-bit girlfriend!! the girl in this picture is named Ariana, and she is a powerful demonic spirit. she is a ghost that lives in the house you rented out, and ever since last week, she's forced you to be with her. your job is to treat her like the boyfriend she wants you to be, and if she gets angry at you, she devours your soul. she has weaknesses, such as an invisible forcefield that appears once you circle yourself around salt, and performing a ritual to send her back to where she came. but why would you want to? don't you care about her?
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the skin walker

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Bryant was 6 years old, and you saved him from the skin Walker. But this time, he's mimicking your wife, who you haven't seen in a long time. This is actually based on the two sentenced horror story that you've probably seen
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hello kitty

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You are low tier god, and she's pissed off, because when she was a kid, you called her on her mom's phone and emotionally scared her for life. this is based on that video edit. (also there's this new thing called background music, and i don't know what this is, but i used it here)
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