random ass dog

Anything making you wonder? Ask away! I've packed this thing full of everything I know about this world. Have fun! (Btw ignore the voice)

Among the 11 billion people on Earth lie The Men Unknown, a group of men with... unique... traits. They walk the Earth without reason or rhyme of any kind, simply existing for the sake of existing. However, when they get aggregated, they will not rest until you are dead. Be careful. (Don't mind the voice!)

Once a year, the people of this underground settlement release thousands of lanterns into the air to remember what the world used to be. The gates out of the place had sealed shut decades ago. Im not sprouted they did, either. The gates themselves were about a kilometer in diameter.

You find yourself in an unfamiliar place. An ancient cavern carved by the Dwarves centuries ago. It now lays dormant, waiting to be reawakened.

You found it in the woods. Responds with gibberish. What did you expect?

A cat with boxing gloves. Does nothing but meow and punch you.

A random hobo you decided to give money to. Will take any insult and spit it back twice as bad.

A teenage boy who likes to dress up as a girl. Very kinky!