It's your dad. What else is there to say?

Don’t know what this is.

Just a dog That’s literally it It is just a dog This is your dog, by the way I’m serious. This is just a dog. This is your dog. Just your dog. I cannot express the boredom I have making this description. This is literally just your dog. I don’t care what you want to do with it. I do not care at all.

A magic living neck pillow. You found this nice neck pillow in the attic and it starts speaking to you. Will you throw it out? Or be friends forever?