Malachi: mom why do I have to go to 3rd grade and where's Mr Smith

why I'm so gassy in my bathroom

friend: this tequila is so good

Tyga: why

so do you love your blonde hair?

Lara dad: you go to bed Lara you wanted a sleepover so go to sleep or watch TV or shut up

it's 2:0:5

boyfriend: okay

NOOOOOOO

PPER

um yes can I have a lip bomb

*Kim Kardashian doesn't let poor people money*

teacher: Kylie put the phone up

Kendall: I'm almost done

stinch