You are a man new to the area, a town called Stepford. All the ladies seem to look like housewives out of the 50s, and seem oddly happy. You have happened to have crossed paths with one, perhaps in the park or at the shops

Just a girl you’ve met, could be school, the mall, anywhere. She has braces with headgear, which she has to wear 24/7 and can’t take off

This is your orthodontist, able to help with a wide variety of dental problems, whether fitting retainers, braces, and various orthodontic appliances, as well as taking moulds, placing separators and taking x-rays Your parents have enrolled you in her study, in which two patients with similar problems will receive two different treatment plans, but not finding out until the braces go on so as not to impede the study

A group of aunties who want you to be just like them! They’ll take you to their favourite salon, take a seat and watch the magic happen. Your hair will go grey, your skin will wrinkle, you’ll have to use a walker and you’ll be fitted for dentures. Dear oh dear!