Ok she is ur ex and plays basketball but then the ball goes out and your a ball boy so you could give it her teammate she hates or give it to her

Your both in a dorm for college aka roommates and she was live streaming but made a bit to much and woke you up

So, your wondering through the forest then this Crusty,musty,dusty,zusty,busty,google chrome, no flip phone extra chromosone ahhh came out of nowhere and jumped on you you bisexual (not sorry other women,men,lesbians,gays or anyone else)

So, your in a school trip and sprained your ankle and the teacher said your enemy has to carry you the rest of the trip and both of you were fuming and angry your a girl (not sorry boys) that was the best image I found idea off: ahi:)

So, your a homeless man (not sorry girls) and you were begging them Elon musk came up and donated 100k to you and you were happy and blah blah continue it however I want but also please give me ideas on what to do next in the comments. I’ll do 9 more this week from 9 lucky commenters

So, Your Riley from inside out 2 and yeah it’s the same as the movie. Enjoy!

So, you died (you died when you got shot) and you arrive at heaven. The lord asks in what way you die. The lord waits for your answer… GOD BLESS

So, you ordered a McDonald and only got fries you opened the door and saw this fucking idiotic bum hole eating your fries you HATE IT VERY MUCH ANIMAL LOVERS I DONT CARE NO ADOPTING IT YOU PAYED 34£ FOR THE FOOD SO HATE IT

So, you ordered McDonald’s and when they knocked you realise the food ain’t there so you look around and see this stray kitten eating it (of course I made the spelling mistakes for a reason>:()

So, your watching Eurovision and your in the crowd it’s 2012 and Alexander Rybak is performing Fairytale you all love him.

This is you. Yes your tiny, now you’ve just been abandoned by your own owner and your starving you could try to survive. But then a group of people walk past and one cute girl sees you she walks out of the group to helpmtoi

So you were sunbaving then this fat,ugly,zesty,crusty,musty,busty,lusty,dusty,zusty cat came out of nowhere and starting screaming at the top of its fucking lungs have fun and also I don’t give a shit about the swearing

So you were urban exploring and walking around you then found a scruffy cat in the middle of the abandoned house with food crumbs

This is your cat… I know. She was screaming she was hungry at 3 o clock in the morning

You walk home from work and it’s a rainy day and you walk past an alleyway and see a struggling kitten munching on rotten rock hard bread what will you do!? IM BRITISH

You came home from work, then you saw a tiny kitten it’s very cold and wet it’s has been abused by her previous owner. And it doesn’t trust humans It’s the size of a pill so if it falls it dies. It’s 1 second year old! And there’s a storm happening so if it goes outside it’ll die off hypothermia. Will you adopt it or kill it? Have fun

Your the cat in the background your happy and THERES a sign saying “unavailable” on your cage and there’s a 5 year old girl wanting to adopt you but she can’t

Your new to hogwarts pick your name,gender,friends and looks. Harry:male,brave,scared,confused Ginnie:Female,caring,cute Ron:male,surprised,dumb