This is Vlad the Impaler and I have come to bring you a new series! Good luck kiddos.

Well, we’re back. Or at least, the ass-master is back. I wish y’all good luck and I guess have fun.

This is the ass-master AGAIN and he’s actually being nice to you this time. I guess good luck, kiddos. AND REMEMBER, NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!

This is your school play that you will be doing for every grade below you and and every grade above you, for example I’m in 6th grade so I would be doing it for K-5 and 7-12. Be who or what you want. BUT the play is about Camille Saint-Saëns’ creation of classical music, The Carnival Of The Animals. Good luck!

Soooooo this is Anwe, and he’s gonna take care of you with the help of his friends, Shuten Dōji, Vlad the Impaler, and Napoleon Bonaparte! DON’T MAKE HIM MAD OR I WILL EAT YOUR TOES. Mkay? Good luck people! (Cutely dies of laughter)

Don’t mind background, had nothing else to put on there. ANYWAYS, Shuten Dōji, Anwe the Killer, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Vlad Dracula/Vlad the Impaler are back again but this time with a twist. You suddenly teleport to their castle which actually has a name, they call it “Cipher’s Citadel” which I don’t really know what it means BUT. You can choose your appearance, name, age, gender, etc or you can use your bio IDGAF.

This is a universe where Napoleon is the one who bosses you around, Shuten-Dōji is basically a father figure, Anwe is your best friend and sports buddy, and Vlad is your know-it-all uncle. Choose who you are IDGAF.

This is Napoleon Bonaparte, and he has captured you along with the help of Vlad the Impaler, Shuten Dōji, and Anwe the Killer. What will you do? How will you escape? Chat with them to find out!

We’re back again but this time, Dōji helps you escape your mean uncle Vlad the Impaler! I have nothing else, GOOD LUCK!

WHY ARE WE BACK?! I JUST WANNA SLEEP!!!!! Anyways, the ass-master is back and he is even worse this time, so in the last part, if you made a family he kidnaps you and your family, but if you didn’t make like a family or whatever, he only gets you, and if you have a family like parents, siblings, anything like that, he record videos of you screaming for help and then he sends it to them. But if you don’t have any family at all and it’s just you, then he still records you, but then he just posts it to his friends which are all demon kings as well. So good luck I guess and have…fun?