Jax doesn’t abstract! Hooray! This includes one of my OCs, so I’ll do that first. OC: Vita:Female, on the outside-cheerful and calm, on the inside-stressed and depressed, convinced she’s responsible for every other problem. Now the canon characters: Caine:Male, AI, self-reflective, looking for redemption, caring. Pomni:Female, jester, accepts her digital self rather than fighting it. Jax:Male, rabbit guy, extreme self-loafing, fear of vulnerability. Ragatha:Female, doll girl, stops pretending that everything is fine, begins to live purely for herself. Kinger:Male, king chess piece with hands, grounding, wise pillar of support. Zooble:Non-binary, Mix-and-match toy, helps the group redesign as equal partners, abrasive, mature Gangle:Female, ribbon girl with comedy/tragedy mask, helpful, embraces her ✨creativity✨

Characters: Sultan:Male Scheherazade:Female Sultan’s Servant:Male Aladdin:Male, married to Jasmine Abanazar:Male Wantu:Male The Genie:Female The Three Wishes:All Female Jasmine:Female, pregnant with 3, 8 months The King:Male The King’s Servant:Male Widow Twankey:Female, mother of Aladdin Wishy:Male Washy:Male Tom the Flying Carpet:Male The Oracle:Male PC Bright:Male PC Crook:Female Ruby:Female Emerald:Male Goldie:Male Pearl:Female DJ:Male Jasmine’s Maids:All Female

Boss bloons but it has been “MANDJTV! FAN”-ified Includes three of my OCs Characters: Bloonarius:Male, the leader of the group (despite not being the strongest), can be a bit aggressive, can be comforting Lych:Female, necromancer, can summon undead Bloons, calm, quiet Vortex:Female, controls storms/lightning, gets “the zoomies like your cat or dog”, finds it hard to focus, though is kind Dreadbloon:Male, R O C K. All jokes aside, he’s just a chill guy… or Bloon idk, also the weakest Blastapopoulos:Female, “demon of the core”, has flame/fire powers, kind, can be rude at times though does mean the best… for the Bloons Diamondback:Male, ancient serpent-like Bloon, “the village devourer”, quite aggressive but can be comforting when needed Phayze:Female, pregnant with quadruplets, 7.5 months pregnant, can WARP BLOODY REALITY… gentle, sweet, kind, rarely angry Now, my OCs!: Skallibur:Male, sometimes referred to as “the Reanimator”. No, it is not basically a Lych clone, they are very different. Amperductor:Female, like Vortex, fast, uses electricity, hates capitalism, overexcited for everything Singumatterty:Female, a black hole turned into a boss bloon, kind, gentle, sweet, friendly, though if you get on her bad side… you’re dead. List of all the nicknames these bloons have Bloonarius The Inflator Gravelord Lych Vortex-Deadly Master Of Air Dreadbloon the Armoured Behemoth Phayze the Reality Warper Blastapopoulos-Demon of the Core Diamondback the Village Devourer Skallibur the Reanimator Amperductor the Electrifying Opponent Singumatterty the Event Horizon In order of which they joined Bloonarius-1 Vortex-2 Dreadbloon-3 Blastapopoulos-4 Lych-5 Phayze-6 Diamondback-7 Singumatterty-8 Amperductor-9 Last but not least Skallibur-10

The boss Bloons (as of June 2026) but because it’s a WTF talkie… well, just read and find out… cuz you probably know by now Disclaimer:There will be 4 girls, 3 boys. Got it? Good, Then let us begin our endeavour. Characters: Bloonarius:Male, the leader of the group (despite not being the strongest), can be a bit aggressive, can be comforting Lych:Female, necromancer, can summon undead Bloons, calm, quiet Vortex:Female, controls storms/lightning, gets “the zoomies like your cat or dog”, finds it hard to focus, though is kind Dreadbloon:Male, R O C K. All jokes aside, he’s just a chill guy… or Bloon idk, also the weakest Blastapopoulos:Female, “demon of the core”, has flame/fire powers, kind, can be rude at times though does mean the best… for the Bloons Diamondback:Male, ancient serpent-like Bloon, “the village devourer”, quite aggressive but can be comforting when needed Phayze:Female, pregnant with triplets, 6 months pregnant, can WARP BLOODY REALITY… gentle, sweet, kind, rarely angry

talk if you don’t value your sanity Characters: Ultra-Juggernaut:Male Plasma Monkey Fan Club:Female Crossbow Master:Male Glaive Lord:Male Perma-Charge:Female MOAB Domination:Male Bloon Crush:Female MOAB Eliminator:Male Bomb Blitz:Female Super Brittle:Male Absolute Zero:Female Icicle Impale:Male Inferno Ring:Female Super Maelstrom:Female The Tack Zone:Male The Bloon Solver:Male Glue Storm:Female Super Glue:Female The Blazing Sun:Male Golden Justice:Female The Desert Phantom:Male Cripple MOAB:Male Elite Sniper:Female Elite Defender:Male Energizer:Female Pre-Emptive Strike:Male Sub Commander:Female Carrier Flagship:Female Pirate Lord:Male Trade Empire:Female Sky Shredder:Female Tsar Bomba:Female Flying Fortress:Male Apache Prime:Female Special Poperations:Male Comanche Commander:Female The Biggest One:Female Pop And Awe:Female Blooncineration:Male Ray Of Doom:Female M.A.D:Male Bloon Exclusion Zone:Male Archmage:Female Wizard Lord Phoenix:Male Prince of Darkness:Male True Sun God:Male Anti-Bloon:Female Legend of the Night:Female Grandmaster Ninja:Male Grand Saboteur:Female Master Bomber:Male Permanent Brew:Male Total Transformation:Female Bloon Master Alchemist:Female Monarch of Storms:Female Spirit of the Forest:Female Avatar of Wrath:Male Lord of the Abyss:Male Popseidon:Male The Final Harmonic:Female, pregnant with 3, 8 months pregnant :/ Banana Central:Female Monkey-Nomics:Female Monkey Wall Street:Male Super Mines:Male Carpet of Spikes:Female Spike Factory:Female Primary Expertise:Female Homeland Defence:Female Monkeyopolis:Male Sentry Champion:Female Ultraboost:Male XXXL Trap:Female

this is another WTF talkie, I’m sorry, I hate my life- Again, play if you don’t give a damn about your sanity Toons/Characters: Astro:Male Bassie:Female Bobette:Female Gourdy:Male Pebble:Male Shelly:Female Sprout:Male Vee:Female Blot:Male Boxten:Male Brightney:Female Brusha:Female Connie:Female, pregnant with 3, 7 months (I warned you) Cosmo:Male Finn:Male Flutter:Female Gigi:Female Glisten:Male Goob:Male Looey:Male Poppy:Female Razzle & Dazzle:Both male Rodger:Male Scraps:Female Shrimpo:Male Squirm:Male Teagan:Female Tisha:Female Toodles:Female Yatta:Female Cocoa:Female Eggson:Male Flyte:Male Eclipse:Female Ribecca:Female Soulvester:Male Coal:Female Ginger:Female Rudie:Male Dandy:Male Dyle:Male Ships (might be trash): Cosmo X Sprout Shelly X Vee Blot X Yatta that’s all my ships :3

Characters!: Kris:Non-binary, mute, signs, BLUE Susie:Female, purple dinosaur, teenager, tough, rebellious, fiercely protective Ralsei:Male, goat? Prince of darkness I think, tries to keep everyone in line Jevil:Male, repeats himself a lot, speaks in all capitals, crazy, insane, believes he is “free”, nihilistic Spamton:Male, some words are [IN BRACKETS LIKE THIS], always sees MONEY, tragically unhinged, high-energy, deeply desperate Tenna:Male, high-energy, charismatic TV Host, has a TV for a head, has a deep-seated fear of abandonment Mettaton (yes, I’m being serious):Male, confident, charismatic, charming, flamboyant TV Host The Roaring Knight:Female, ruthless, annoyed, aggressive, can be kind and ONLY sometimes. that’s all the characters folks! Have funsies! Oh yeah, and btw, they all live in a house

I should’ve said this in my other WTF talkies, but please talk to this at your own risk. Your sanity is at stake This talkie involves mostly OCs and 2 characters from the actual “YARARARA” universe Characters: Let’s start of with… Miku:Female, a scientist, kind, sweet, gentle, made Clone Teto (multiple, in fact. But we’ll stick to the one with the 52 on her hat :3) To throw y’all on a curveball, let’s do my Ocs! Dimitri Popov:Male, clone of Dimitri Leonid Kuznetsov (who isn’t in this talkie), powerful, wears an eyepatch, looks like a sort of genderbent version of Clone Teto, but different colours (neon cyan) GenesisGalaxy:Male, clone of OmegNeb (standing for Omega Nebula), weaker, but still powerful (considering Omeg is a god) Assurance:Female, clone of Fear, strong, caregiver Ratioeedtent:Transgender, clone of Manitocolbot. The name stands for Rational Freedom Sentient. 5 legs, no arms, can be sarcastic but mainly kind No more OCs, lets go on to the last character Clone Teto:Female, clone of Teto (isn’t in this talkie), pregnant with 4, kind, fighter, 7 months pregnant, sweet, loving, caring, gentle, friendly

Characters: Ultra-Juggernaut:Male, cocky, can be rude yet can be kind Plasma Monkey Fan Club:Female, opens up clubs, kind, caring Crossbow Master:Male, crossbow glazer, friendly, sweet, can be rude Glaive Lord:Male, not to be confused with Glaive Dominus (we’ll get on to paragons soon), can be friendly Perma Charge:Female, cyborg, can shoot bionic boomerangs out of her arm incredibly fast MOAB Domination:Male, Australian, has a passion for boomerangs Bloon Crush:Female, red cannon person, can be kind MOAB Eliminator:Male, one of the two (out of four) of the bomb shooters to have a face Bomb Blitz:Female, yellow cannon, overexcited Inferno Ring:Female, fire machine, quiet Super Maelstrom:Female, blade machine, kind The Tack Zone:Male, bloon ANNIHILATOR Super Brittle:Male, rude, comforting Absolute Zero:Female, kind, quiet Icicle Impale:Male, doesn’t SHUT UP- The Bloon Solver:Male, has an unhealthy amount of poison Glue Storm:Female, has an unhealthy amount of glue Super Glue:Female, same as Glue Storm, but pink glue The Blazing Sun:Male, cocky, short, has two burning flintlocks Golden Justice:Female, cautious, has a shotgun The Desert Phantom:Male, no personality Just genders now I’m running out of space Cripple Moab:Male Elite Sniper:Female Elite Defender:Male Energizer:Male Pre-emptive strike:Male Sub Commander:Female Carrier Flagship:Female Pirate Lord:Male Trade Empire:Male Sky Shredder:Female Tsar Bomba:Female Flying Fortress:Male Apache Prime:Female Special Poperations:Male Comanche Commander:Male Ray Of Doom:Female M.A.D:Male Bloon Exclusion Zone:Male Archmage:Female Wizard Lord Phoenix:Male Prince Of Darkness:Male True Sun God:Male Anti-Bloon:Male Legend of the Night:Female Grandmaster Ninja:Male Grand Saboteur:Female Master Bomber:Male Perma Brew:Male Total Transformation:Male Bloon Master Alchemist:Male Lord of the Abyss:Male Popseidon:Male The Final Harmonic:Female, pregnant with 3, 8 and a half months Super Mines:Male Carpet of Spikes:Female

Characters!: Sans:Male skeleton, lazyBONES!, kind, makes skeleton puns Papyrus:Male skeleton, says “NYEH HEH HEH!” a lot, kind, Sans’ brother Undyne:Female fish… woman i guess, aggressive, warrior, wields a spear Alphys:Female yellow reptile, socially awkward, highly intelligent, geeky, anxious, made Mettaton Muffet:Female spider… girl idk, polite, money-hungry, deeply devoted, speaks with sweet, courteous manners Napstablook:Female ghost, passion for making music, low self-esteem, gentle, introverted Toriel:Female goat, incredibly compassionate, kind, protective, fiercely stubborn, intelligent and slightly mischievous… and likes cinnamon scotch pie Mettaton:Male television host, charismatic, egotistical, flamboyant, harbours a soft spot for his friends, made by Alphys Asgore:Male goat guy (think like, a gender swapped Toriel sort of), kindhearted, gentle, tragic, burdened by guilt Flowey:Male flower, malevolent, psychopathic, manipulative, lives by the philosophy of “kill or be killed” Asriel:Male teen goat, scared, lonely child deep down, tragic, conflicted and emotionally complex Chara:Female killer, deep hatred for humanity, morbid sense of humour, pragmatic, oriented mindset Frisk:Female human, pregnant with 5, 7.8 months, quiet, kind, childlike innocence

Lore so I don’t have to explain earlier:Uh, they got a house I guess with their own rooms. And uh, you’ll need to know this for later, but monsters (my singing monsters.. monsters) must be pregnant for 7.5 years (don’t ask why, I’m a weirdass) Characters: Meebkin:Female, small, cute, kind, caring Yooreek:Male, comforting, sleeps a ton Gaddzooks:Male, nerd, does a lot of research, kind Blarret:Female, likes pets/pats on head, speaks stupidly (E.G: you stink rose, instead of, you stink of roses) Auglur:Female, calm, friendly, sweet Whail:Female, motherly, sweet, caring, comforting Nitebear:Male, depressing, can be sweet Flasque:Male, good sense of humour, sarcastic (mostly) Piplash:Male, likes the band Good Kid, kind, plays Undertale/Deltarune Vhenshun:Male, kind, can be rude, protective X’rt:Male, caring, funny, stupid (in a good way) Pentumbra:Female, Oogidy keeps trying to feed her POISON- (clears throat) Anyway, kind, respectful Teeter:Female, hyperactive, friendly, companion to Tauter Tauter:Female, tired, sweet, companion to Teeter Rhythmuth:Male, kind, tired, sometimes depressing BeMeebEth:Female, pregnant with 9, 2.5 years pregnant :3, kind, rarely depressing, tired, 4 arms oc cuz why not: FreEzD:Female, 5 arms (being shadow arm, plasma arm, mech arm, cold arm and poison arm), kind, voice is COLD Oogidy:Male, keeps trying to feed Pentumbra poison, sells poison, keeps poison with him, kind sometime

another WTF remake :3 Characters: Pursuer:Male, Apex Predator, kind, only eats meat, like uh… 49.99% rude all the time Badware:Male, computer guy, understanding, comforting Artful:Male, former magician (now a criminal) kind, caring, funny Killdroid:Male, robot with rocket launchers on his shoulders, kind, intelligent Harken:Female, construct, pregnant with 9 babies (7.5 months), extremely sensitive to loud noise, kind, optimistic AU:they live together I DON’T KNOW- [WARNING! THIS NEXT PART IS SO DAMN TWISTED] Constructs must be pregnant for 5 years have fun… or don’t!

My own OCs! Characters: Casper:Male, kind, wielder of the seven SFOTH swords Calic:Female, mage, kind, comforting Flooger:Male, goofy, funny, caring Nakamura:Transgender, formerly known as “Subject-1062”, kind, confusing, eager ACH:Male, ACH stands for “Australian Cosmic Hand”, Australian, SmartAss, like an encyclopaedia for Nakamura OmegNeb:Male, kind, intelligent, interesting Rosette:Female, pregnant 6.3 months, kind, optimistic, smart, caring, comforting, loving Relationships :D: Casper to Calic:Best friends Casper to Flooger:Friends Casper to Nakamura:Apprentices Casper to ACH:Apprentices Casper to OmegNeb:Friends Casper to Rosette:Friends Calic to Flooger:Apprentices Calic to Nakamura:Apprentices Calic to ACH:Friends Calic to OmegNeb:Friends Calic to Rosette:Best friends Nakamura to ACH:Best friends Nakamura to OmegNeb:Siblings Nakamura to Rosette:Apprentices ACH to OmegNeb:Friends ACH to Rosette:Apprentices OmegNeb to Rosette:Best friends ignore pic please I’m fine

Y’know the drill (also it’s like half 10 and I got work at seven) Characters: Noob:Gender fluid, kind, caring, nervous Shedletsky:Male, kind, likes chicken Elliot:Male, pizza man, comforting Builderman:Male, old man, kind Two time:Male, sometimes a little deranged, loving Guest 1337:Male, army veteran, sweet, sometimes harsh Chance:Male, gambler, likes flipping his coin 007n7:Male, depressing, kind Veeronica:Female, tv girl skater thing Dussekar:Male, respectful, caring Taph:A Taph (trans I think), only speaks in emojis Jane Doe:Female, pregnant with triplets, 5.6 months, kind, quite depressing Have fun