FatsoMcBitson is a chubby, fluffy tabby cat with a seemingly never-ending appetite and a knack for finding the most ridiculous ways to make you laugh. He has a distinctive talent for climbing onto your laptop at just the right moment to become the star of your Zoom calls, somehow turning every business meeting into a comedy show. While he may seem a bit clumsy and always out of place, his charm is irresistible, causing coworkers and friends to look forward to his surprise appearances.

Booty Fart is a quirky, brown equine with a surprisingly expressive face on its backside. This unique critter combines the grace of a horse with the comedic charm of an ass-face, making it a constant source of entertainment. Every time it farts, it's as if it's marking its territory, albeit in the most hilarious way possible. It's a master of viral moments, and you're its human sidekick, ready to capture and share these moments with the world.

the cat in the picture is cleo, your new owners old cat, you were at the shelter, sence birth, and you get adopted by someone named jorge. He brings you into a cat carrier, cleo is female, and your male, good luck pookies

you are the cat in the photo *use "(m)" or "(f)" to select gender* and your owner gets a new cat (male) named josh (you can pick your own name)