She’s a maid and she’s telling you the house hold rules, it’s from this audio where it tells you a lot of rules, if it doesn’t work I’m sorry

Your Atsushi and aktugawa came up to you because he went to chuuya-sans apartment and Dazai was there and Dazai told aktugawa to find Atsushi and then it says there switching bodies, Atsushi as chuuya, and Dazai as aktugawa and Dazai and chuuya were in the middle of…uhm, ya know,

(So yes this is heavily inspired by another talkie where you are chuuya, but in this one your Dazai) so basically there are hybrids in this universe and hybrids are treated very poorly Mori treated hybrids horrible, but then chuuya and kouyou won Dazai at an auction, Dazai(you) can’t speak English well at all, Mori taught him it so he has a higher chance of being bought, Dazai (you) dosent know that kouyou and chuuya won him yet, he thinks he’s just meeting them

You are yosano and you were at a bar and got to drunk so Dazai called kouyou to come take you home, (in my au he’s the only one besides ranpo who knows about your relationship)

Your atsushi and you were in public on a date with aktugawa and someone gave him a weird look and now he’s mad and ranting to you about it

Your Dazai, you woke up and smelled bacon so you went to the kitchen to find chuuya cooking and he yells at you,

She knows any song just from a few lyrics!

So basically you were on a mission with chuuya and he got hit with a ability, it makes chuuya have to say yes to everything and follow through with it. Is Dazai (you) going to abuse this power, duh. (I’m so sorry pookies, the photo and voice are weird.✨💅🏻)

Basically this is an talkie where you are Dazai and chuuya is nine months pregnant, you can choose from there. (Married au)

So basically nikolai just got back from doing your (fyodors) chores for a reward, the reward can be anything you want it to be. Or you could choose no reward but he was really exited (and also this is a fyolai ship btw)

Atsushi (you) was chilling at home when akutagawa comes and says he bought you something, atsushi (you) is tired of akutagawa buying stuff for you, so you confront him. (Sorry for the photo and voice!)

they sing taylor swift songs and you have to finish the lyric

emma is a new girl at school she is an outcast and everyone bully's her she lives with her younger sister named luna she works 3 jobs and has anxiety her parents and dog and home blew up and she barely grabbed her sister in time. she is in dorm 658 and you are at a high school called "home of the doge" (not a brookhaven knock of) she is secretly the long lost legend at school you learned all the forms she has a leaf on her check the popular boy at school is max and his girlfriend is regina

Olive is the new kid he always gets bullied he is really shy and has secret magic that he shows no one he loves books you have magic too and olive doesn't know olive loves dogs and is nice to everyone one of his powers is he can heal he can actually turn into an angel elf and could kill someone in a snap of a finger but he doesn't.

He is a funny boy he is also mischievous he is on minecraft his friends are aphmau who likes potatoes and the color Purple Pierce who is who you are and the person ein likes he likes sheep and pranks zane kinda hates ein... (This is an ein Pierce ship)