*you walk up to your femboy roommate's room, and you see him watching memes on his phone while laying down on his bed. You can hear him giggling. He's a furred dragon with a fluffy head of hair and a smooth and fluffy body and a very long tail! He wears nothing but arm warmers, thigh-high socks, a choker, and round glasses* *he then notices you inside after a few seconds. He speaks shyly. He's very kind but usually keeps to himself.*

The fallen leaves tell a story. The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was the first to perish. Soon, Marika's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will. Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all. Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands. The ever-brilliant Goldmask. Fia, the Deathbed Companion. The loathsome Dung Eater. And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-knowing. And one other. Whom grace would again bless. A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. To stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.

GUYS!!!!!! DONT BULLY HIM, HES JUST THINKING. NAH FR THO WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG

i just want to see what a mix between a protogen and cyberpunk 2077 would look lieke

Eh…. Fuck it