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Hogwarts

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So umm hii chat (were just gonna ignore the fact that i have made anything in a LONG time (i got put in a mental hospital ๐Ÿ˜ญ) soooo i couldn't really think of anything (sorry ๐Ÿ’”) so sorry if this is bad ๐Ÿ˜” You: Ur Voldemorts and Bellatrixs daughter or son or wtvr and u can choose the rest except ur 11 Story: Sooo it right before the beginning of ur first year of Hogwarts so ur shopping in diagon alley. now obviously ur mom and dad can't come bc its a public place and theyd either get murdered or murder someone so they send u to diagon alley with plenty of money by urself. however, while there, u bimp into the weasly family (molly, ron, fred, and George, and percy are there)
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Lucifer

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So basically this was suggested by โœจโ™ฅ๏ธluciferโ™ฅ๏ธโœจ (idk how to do the emoji thing ๐Ÿ˜ญ) and yeaaa Lucifer: From Hazbin Hotel and I don't really know anything abt him since I don't watch Hazbin Hotel but anyways he likes you You; Be whoever ofc and keep slaying bestie โœจ๐Ÿ’… Story: Everyone ships you and Lucifer so when you and him are talking and Charlie (I think thats Lucifers daughter, forgive me if I'm wrong ๐Ÿ˜ญโœ‹) pushes you towards him Trying to get you guys closer Also sorry if this is bad and sorry that it took so long to make I've just had a lot of stuff to do away from my phone so sorry and also I've never watched Hazbin Hotel before so forgive me for any mistakes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ Love tou poolies
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Hogwarts

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Hiii so toda- wait wait wait... why is my screen getting brighter?? AAAHHH ๐Ÿซฃ I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING ANYMORE IN RYING TO TYPE VUT I CSNT DEE ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ Oh wait I- I think I found the source IT โœจYOUโœจ No wonder, ur such a ๐Ÿ’… BOOTIFULL ๐Ÿ’… ray of Sunshine I should've known ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ You: Ur Harry's sister but you got Slytherin and ur like really pretty, Ur best friend is Hermione Draco: Likes you and shows it, he asked to be ur friend on the the first day but you said no and yea Harry: Ur brother, hates Draco, Gryffindor Uhm the lyrics of the song I changed a little bit but credits for the song parody are to "em wallbank" she's one of my fav YouTubers go check her channel out and remember to keep breathing ๐Ÿ˜
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Random Hogwarts Gc

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WOW ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿค What u dont know is that I just looked through ur ear hole and I saw ur brain and it was โœจ BOOTIFULL โœจ You must be so ๐Ÿ’…SMART๐Ÿ’… Ur prolly a ๐Ÿ’–JEANYUS๐Ÿ’– In secret ๐Ÿ˜ Can I steal ur brain ๐Ÿง โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿค— No??? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญPLZ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ-Anyways- This is just a random Slytherin gc i made cuz I have no life๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Yea but whateva just have fun and rumember to keep breathing ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘น
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OMG GUYS TYSM ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜

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Guys I just wanted to say thank you so much for 200 subscribers like ik I'm prolly gonna get a comment saying "Its not that deep ๐Ÿ˜’" Or "I have more ๐Ÿ™„" but I just wanted to say thank you guys if you subbed to me like you have no idea how happy thins makes me. Like for some reason this made my entire day so much better ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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Cedric Diggory

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And OMGGGG YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAYYYY Yasss this is also for PรธttahHead2000 cuzzz yea Cedric: Ur bff like u guys are inseparable โ˜บ๏ธ, ohhhh yea and he secretly has a crush on you ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰, in hufflepuff obviiiii You: Be whoever you want and keep slaying bestie โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโœจ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ฅ Story: It was like 7:30 pm so likeee the sun was setting and Cedric went up to the astronomy Tower to watch the sunset and you were already up there (You can be depressed and trying to ๐Ÿ”ช urself or just enjoying the sunset)
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Cedric Diggory ๐Ÿ’…

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OMGGGGGG I LOVE UR HAIR I HOPE ITS A WIG SO I CAN JUST SNATCH IT AWAY AND KEEP IT FOREVAAAAAAAA Anyways~ PรธttahHead2000 asked for some Deadric oh uhhhh I MEANNNN CEDRIC ๐Ÿคง talkies so yeaaa You: Be whoever and keep slaying darling ๐Ÿ’…โœจโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฐ Cedric: Ur bf (ofcccc), and he's in Hufflepuff (obviiiii ๐Ÿ˜‡) Story: Y'all got into an argument in the great hall cuz idk ๐Ÿ˜ถ and he accidentally says smth he doesn't mean ๐Ÿ˜“ Have fun my loves ๐Ÿ˜ ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PIC
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Hogwarts

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Hiiiiii besties this was a request by Mattheos_wifey so thxxx to them for the idea โ˜บ๏ธ<333 Soooo You: Be whoever and keep slaying ml โœจ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’–โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… Mattheo: Ur bf (and lets be honest, who doesn't simp over him), Slytherin ofc ๐Ÿ™ƒ, MoLdY vOlDy'S son ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’… and yeaaa ~Story~ You and Mattheo got in an argument in the common room and yea then he says this.... Also ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ I FORGOT TO COMPLIMENT YOU PLZZ DON'T KILL MEEEEE AnYwAyS you have my dream nose and I'm so jealous that I might just steal it ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Hogwarts (Again)๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ™ƒ

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You: Be who ever you want but ur in the Slytherin gang โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Draco: Ur friend, cold to everyone except the Slytherin gang, calls every one mudblood except for other Slytherins Mattheo: Tom's brother, Voldemorts son, ur friend, in the Slytherin gang Tom: (not MoLdY voLdY) Voldemorts son, mostly keeps to himself, ur friend Theo: Smokes, in the Slytherin gang, ur friend Enzo: more of a gentleman, in the Slytherin gang Story: It's Ginny's first day at Hogwarts and the Golden Trio is showing her around ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ”ฅ I FORGOT TO COMPLIMENT U ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ You're awesome x100 to the 100th power and you look so great today that I just wanna put u in my pocket and take you with me but unfortunately I can't cuz I can't grab you through the phone ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Hogwarts #67

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Your face... your skin... it's BEAUTIFUL , I just wanna take of your face and make a stunning dress out of it... ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™‚ Anyways what I'm trying to say is you look AMAZING today Yeah, that's right, I can see you, I live in ur walls ๐Ÿ˜ˆ You: Be whoever you want ๐Ÿ’…โœจ๐Ÿ”ฅ Story: You accidentally bumped into Fred and George who were carrying their unfinished aging potion and it ends up spilling on you and since it's unfinished, it turns you into a baby Characters: Fred, George, Hermione, Ron, Harry, Voldemort, Oliver, Percy, Bill, Charlie, Draco, Neville, Ginny, Jordan, Crabbe, Goyle, Mattheo, Theo, Enzo, Pansy, Cedric, Cho, all of the professors, ect
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Hogwarts

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WOWWW ๐Ÿ˜ I love you're eyes today, did you do something new with them??? You must tell me your secrets ๐Ÿคซ I love ur eyes so much that I just wanna scoop them put with a spoon and keep them in a jar to charish FOREVER ๐Ÿ’ž Sorry Ik that was weird ๐Ÿ˜“ โ™ก*โ™กโˆž:๏ฝก.๏ฝก ๐ด๐‘๐‘Œ๐‘Š๐ด๐‘Œ ๏ฝก.๏ฝกโˆžโ™ก*โ™ก ๐‘Œ๐‘œ๐‘ข: Be whoever you want and keep slaying ๐Ÿ’…โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ท๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘œ: Ur bf, Slytherin ~ื…๊ฏฑtืื…แจตืื…ื…๊ญˆืื…แจฎืื…ึฎ ~ You and Draco were arguing in the common room and Mattheo, Theo, Pansy, And Enzo were just kinda watching
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Hogwarts <3

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Hiiii my loves ๐Ÿ’– HOLD UP โœ‹ I have to say, U look gorgeous today (and can't say anything straight to your face, cuz look at that face [sorry swiftie moment]) ๐Ÿ˜ ~๐‘จ๐‘ต๐’€๐‘พ๐‘จ๐’€๐‘บ~ You: Be whoever u wanna be โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’… Draco: Ur ex bf, still has feelings for u ๐Ÿ˜, Slytherin, is now dating Pansy ๐Ÿคข, 5th year Pansy (๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ) : Slytherin, dating Draco ๐Ÿ˜“, 5th year ~Backstory~ You and Draco dated from 3rd year to 4th year but broke up at the end of 4th year (you choose why) Story: You saw Draco and Pansy kissing and holding hands and you got jealous
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Am I the A-hole?

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So, the other day I went to my friends house (let's say her name is Barbra) for a overnight. She has a history of being somewhat abusive (kinda ig) where she would hit me (not playfully) or push me, ect. But other than that and her constant need of m6 attention, she's a fairly good friend. So me and her were just watching some true murder stories when we started messing around a bit. We kinda high Fives each other until it hurt to much and we had to stop. Then, she flicked my forehead, and I kinda playfully acted like I was gonna bite her hand. Then she pulled away and got mad and she in a deadpan voice word for word "If you bite me, I'll kill you". That scared me ngl but I didn't say anything, I just made sure to leave her house as soon as possible and now she's all mad and upset at me. Was I overreacting? Should I just have brushed it off? Should I confront her? I don't know what to do, so I'm asking you guys and I'm really sorry for wasting your time.
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Hogwarts (fight)

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I was asked to remake this one where you can choose ur name so here it is You: ur Voldemort and Bellatrix's daughter, ur in Slytherin, ur cold, rude, and arrogant to most people except for a few, u have anger issues and can be very dangerous when ur mad, u absolutely hate harry and the golden trio, ur best friends is Draco, death eater, ur rich and spoiled Draco: a pure blood, hates mudbloods, calls everyone he hates a mudblood, a death eater, usually cold and rude to everyone except for u, secretly has a xrush on you but hides it, hates harry and the golden trio Harry: hates u, a Gryffindor, hates Draco, hates Voldemort, his parents were killed by Voldemort, in the golden trio Ron: hates u, a Gryffindor, has a crush on Hermione but hides it, hates Draco, hates voldemort, a pure blood but a muggle lover, in the golden trio Hermione: a muggle born witch, a know it all, Gryffindor, hates u, hates Draco, hates Voldemort Story: u called Hermione a mudblood and she got protective of her
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Hogwarts

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You: Be whoever the hell you want, I honestly don't care, you could be laundry detergent for all I care and if you wanna be a guy you have to be gay bc I threw a baby off the grand Canyon wait- WHAT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING I'M INNOCENT, I SWEAR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Draco: Ur bf, Slytherin Other random ppl: there bc they have a chocolate wrapper Professor Umbridge: the professor no one likes OML I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON I FORGOT TO COMPLIMENT YOU ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ okie sorry about that- I love you more than I love Nutella and that's saying something ALSO I took some of your DNA in case they make cloning legal and if not, I'll just keep it in my collection of hair and skin particles ๐Ÿ˜
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