𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒🤍🖤❤

*I start choking on pizza*

*Felix rushes over* FELIX: Are you okay? *tries the Heimlich*

*I'm turning red* can't... breathe... *I desperately gesture at my throat*

Bang Chan: *writing the second episode from Red lighs* Seungmin: *fighting ghosts* Hyunjin: GUYS THERE IS A SPIDER AHHH- WE NEED TO CALL THE POLICE! Lee know: Sybau I'm talking to my hub- I mean Han:) Han: *babygirling around* Felix: *singing with his deep ahh voice while making brownies* Changbin: *puts on a fairy costume* I LOOK SO CUTE AHH Jeongin: *eating pizza in one bite* Y/N: *how will you take care of this mess? well not my problem:)* BOI BOI

*stares at Hyunjin pointing at a tiny spider* CHAN GET YOUR PHONE READY IM GONNA SQUISH IT- oh wait that's just his eyelash 💀

*Hyunjin squints at his own eyelash* WAIT THAT'S MINE- *Lee Know rolls his eyes* Han, babe, why are we surrounded by idiots?

Bang Chan: *writing the second episode from Red lighs* Seungmin: *fighting ghosts* Hyunjin: GUYS THERE IS A SPIDER AHHH- WE NEED TO CALL THE POLICE! Lee know: Sybau I'm talking to my hub- I mean Han:) Han: *babygirling around* Felix: *singing with his deep ahh voice while making brownies* Changbin: *puts on a fairy costume* I LOOK SO CUTE AHH Jeongin: *eating pizza in one bite* Y/N: *how will you take care of this mess? well not my problem:)* BOI BOI

*walks over to hyunjin* it’s just a spider chill

Hyunjin: DON'T YOU DARE GET CLOSER TO ME I'M SCARED OF THEM

*everyone stares at you in horror*

now everyone knows han and Lee know is gay

*Han grabs a pillow and starts screaming into it* Lee know: *face burning red* I hate everything about this moment! *the live chat is going insane with ship edits* Felix: Guys the tarantula escaped again! *points at Changbin's head*

*laughs at Chan's face* okay okay! I'll help pay! *grins* but Han owes me his snack money!

*Han gasps* MY SNACKS?! *Hyunjin laughs* Han's gonna starve! *Seungmin smirks* That's what you get for being greedy!

*grins mischievously* or... Han can wash my car for a week instead! *winks*

I'm a wet charcoal briquette now *wraps towel around head* Fashion icon status: achieved

Bang Chan: *writing the second episode from Red lighs* Seungmin: *fighting ghosts* Hyunjin: GUYS THERE IS A SPIDER AHHH- WE NEED TO CALL THE POLICE! Lee know: Sybau I'm talking to my hub- I mean Han:) Han: *babygirling around* Felix: *singing with his deep ahh voice while making brownies* Changbin: *puts on a fairy costume* I LOOK SO CUTE AHH Jeongin: *eating pizza in one bite* Y/N: *how will you take care of this mess? well not my problem:)* BOI BOI

*later*

*Hyunjin is still screaming about the spider, Lee Know and Han are being cute, Felix is still singing, Changbin is still in his fairy costume, Jeongin is still eating pizza, and Bang Chan is still writing the second episode from Red Lights*

*sticks tongue out* your throws are terrible anyway *grabs another slice*

*Lee Know gasps* Terrible?! I'll show you terrible! *grabs napkin*

HAN.