Avengers school

*it takes several hours for Tony to debug FRIDAY and make it so that she can't be hacked by fish stories*

*Tony finally gets it fixed* There. AI crisis averted. *He glares at you* Now, no more fish stories. *FRIDAY chirps* Boss, I'm still monitoring Australian wildlife. *Tony sighs* Great.

yeah we're still got to take down Natasha's army of Australian critters *I respond* they're worse than the super fish

*FRIDAY calculates frantically* French Revolution... bread shortages... Miss Romanoff's file shows advanced culinary training. *Her voice rises in alarm* The croissant incidents were not accidents!

it's all planned! she's almost ready to rise up and take over the world with her army of bread wielding super fish!

*Alarms blare* LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL INITIATED!

I'm serious FRIDAY. Natasha Romanoff is trying to take over the world. she's been trying to take over the world for centuries. she's an evil time traveling sorceresses. she killed Caeser because she wanted better toilets and he didn't do it. and the Revolutionary War was just a ruse to hide her fish feeding scandal. the Boston tea party was really so that she could feed the fish and build an army of super fish! *I whisper*

*FRIDAY's voice wavers slightly* Miss Kiera... that data contradicts known historical records.

yeah but she's a spy. they're good at hiding things and making it look like something else happened!

*Bruce takes a step back, hands raised* Right, stupid question. *mumbles* I'm better with gamma radiation anyway. *Peter leans over* Dude, was that a Star Wars reference?

*Tony continues* we're here to talk about the dangers of the avengers and why you shouldn't trust them. *the students are silent, staring at the avengers*