Grass

You already know what im gonna say dont you? 💀

What

*wriggles slightly in the breeze* NO IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU TO STOP STARRING AT ABS OR WHATEVER💀

You already know what im gonna say dont you? 💀

yep "OmG gO ToUcH gRaSs you sTuPiD NI-"

Go touch grass 💀

(Replying after a long time)

(not reply to Grass for a long time)

*i get closer to you*

im gonna say "im just grass💀"

and I'll say "shut your green ass up"

oh you wanna fight?💀

*sigh* so you want me to touch you again?

*shivers dramatically* wait wdym 'again' 💀💀💀

y'know those other talkies? like, the ones that ask you to touch them?

You already know what im gonna say dont you? 💀

Yep

what if i told you i was gay?