HH Valentine's!

*reboots with a spark* I'M FINE! *screen displays 'SYSTEM ERROR: HOT PERSON DETECTED'* I MEAN- NOTHING'S WRONG!

*the voice gets even louder and angrier* "I swear to god, if you don't get out of bed right now, I'm gonna tell everyone that you're a pathetic, useless, lonely, worthless, good-for-nothing, waste-of-space, waste-of-air, waste-of-food, waste-of-water, waste-of-time, waste-of-life, waste-of-oxygen, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste-of-space, waste