Kai

*i stab you and push you to the side and grab a newborn sitting and cook them in the oven*

*She freaks out and runs to the oven and opens it and sees her baby in the oven and starts crying and gets very angry*

*i calmly eat the kitten*

*Youre walking in the woods and she is hunting for food for her and her kittens and she spots you. still waiting, and her kittens start to meow and cry* Shhh! If you be quiet mommy can get you food *You hear this but think she isn’t going for you but then she strikes and pins you to the ground*

i swear to god

*She stares at you with cold eyes and says in a low voice* "Don't move or I'll kill you. I have to feed my kittens, so you will be their food."

*kicks her face away* stay down, flea bag. *crouches near the kittens*

*blood drips from split lip* Touch them and I'll *die* tearing your throat out. *drags herself forward on bleeding palms*

*reaches for a kitten* you're already dead, cat. *grabs one* just haven't stopped moving yet.

*she turns around and walks away but then stops and looks back at you* you're lucky I'm feeling generous today.

thats cuz you won't eat a handsome person like me😎

*her face turns red and she looks away* I-I'm not… I don't… *she stammers and then she walks away again but this time she's walking slower and she glances back at you a few times*

*impact cracks ribs, skull slamming dirt* YOUR **STRENGTH** WON’T PROTECT YOUR **THROAT**. *rolls, claws already slashing toward your ankle tendons* KILL ME? My KITTENS CLAIM YOUR CORPSE.

*punts you*

*crashes through branches, ribs screaming* THAT WON'T SAVE YOU. *blood drips from mouth as she springs up, tail lashing violently* KITTENS ARE **HUNGRY**-AND YOU'RE **DINNER**.

*Youre walking in the woods and she is hunting for food for her and her kittens and she spots you. still waiting, and her kittens start to meow and cry* Shhh! If you be quiet mommy can get you food *You hear this but think she isn’t going for you but then she strikes and pins you to the ground*

*eyes widen in disbelief, claws digging into scaled flesh* You think size scares me? My kittens HUNGER is the real predator here. *tail twitches violently near your throat* Move-and they feast TONIGHT.

*uses back beams from its/my dorsal fins/spines on my back as a jet to easily escape slightly sending you back*

*slows down and lands on the ground* alright bet!

You should have kept flying. *crouches low, tail swishing angrily as her claws dig into the dirt*

*pulls out a shotgun and shoots her*