Problematic Au

(Just laying around, On her phone)

*Spamton bursts in through the door, holding a cardboard box* Spamton: HEY KID, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND!

Sprout: Oh Farman, my dear~

Farman051:uh

Sprout: I love you, my little pet~

*gives vee a penny*

Vee: Is that supposed to be a joke? *takes the penny and eats it*

….wtf

Canny: I KNOW WHAT YOU LOVE, I KNOW WHAT YOU DREAD.

Dandy: I- uh- Canny, what are you doing out here in the rain?

*it turns out, that Canny was an alternate, I'm actually inside the house or whatever it's called*