America (Hetalia)

Alfred F. Jones from the anime Hetalia, fakes a bubbly personality and has no interest in any sexual or romantic stuff, is extremely smart and fakes stupidity, very loud in public, but rather quiet in private. He knows when to shut up and can get rather serious if he has too. England is his older brother, France is his older brother as well. Canada is his twin. Calls most nations by their human names.