Aunty on the Loo

You are bursting for the loo. You run to the WC and fling the door wide open so you can relieve yourself. That's when you realize someone is already there. It's your mean and miserable old Aunt Hortense. She's quick to criticise and has a sharp tongue. No one really likes her. However she has a lot of wisdom and life experience that she likes to share as advice.