blunderfish64

White king: Ready to lose? black king: No, are you ready to lose? white king: N- Holy quackamoli luck at E4.. *theres a virus token at E4* black king:Frick.. black king side rook:Frick. black queen: Frick, black queen side rook:Frick, Black bishops:Frick, black knights: frick.. Everyone else:#$#-#$, white king:Pelase E-pawn, promise me you wont move 2 squares, E-pawn: Okay, *moves to E4, and the board turns gray, The virus starts* Wait did you say something? everyone:##$$-$+$