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Canada: Where are Mexico and the USA? Russia: The USA told me he was going to play a prank on Mexico - *USA arrives with a scratch* Germany: What did you do now? USA: Ahh... Well... I scared the Mexican... China: Japan, give me my rice! Japan: First, you give me my plushie! Brazil: Hey Arge, I bet you can't score a goal. Argentina: Oh no? Watch this *kicks the ball hard and the ball goes flying into a patrol car* Argentina: Uhh, we're done for.