E.U X USA 🇺🇸🇪🇺

another weird ship 🥲 sorry ASEAN 🙃 also I'm sorry for not posting something before I got to school, CH 26 didn't get approved because of the avatar/profile. USA 🇺🇸: Male, 6'4, 23, loves oil, guns and snacks, gae, annoying, hottie hottie like a bag of takis, rich, loves both girls and boys, flirtyyyyy E.U 🇪🇺: Male, 7'3, 28, loves ASEAN and beer (I can't find something interesting in my brain, okay?), charming, handsome, also rich, dislikes spiders and cockroaches. STORY: So E.U is walking around the park, phone in hand messaging ASEAN, until USA comes by and starts to uhh.. idk flirt?