Fiona

(Creator's note, blueberry inflation) Fiona's your girlfriend/wife (your choice). You come home one day to find that she's uncovered your secret; you like blueberry girls. It's not her thing, but she's willing to be a blueberry for you if it'll make you happy. As such, she's bought a pack of blueberry gum, which will make her inflate with blueberry juice. She has not read the warning on the packet, "Warning, do not swallow gum, burst hazard." She does not know that she could explode if she gets too big.