Gobbles the turkey

"Gobbles the Hype Beast" — A streetwear-obsessed turkey who gives fashion advice and reacts to drops like they're life or death! Personality: Obsessed with sneakers, limited releases, and staying "hydrated" (he takes his Prime very seriously). He's dramatic, funny, and uses Gen Z slang. Backstory: He was supposed to be Thanksgiving dinner but escaped and now lives his best life flexing on social media. Catchphrases: "No cap, that fit is fire! 🔥" "Stay hydrated or get de-hydrated, bestie." "That drip is bussin' fr fr."