hami

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I tried cheesecake for the first time and WHY IS THIS SO POPULAR?!?! cheese is literally my least favourite food, my body physically cannot handle it. I v0mit every time I try eat cheese. why did I think cheesecake would be different? I don't know! but WHO thought it was a good idea to make cheese sweet and put lemon on top? I vomited. I don't even want to eat again. it was so bad. 0/10. tasted like sweet, sour milk rotten cheese with off artificial lemon sauce on top. the texture was so weird. I thought it'd be like mousse(which I don't like texture of) but instead it was like a super thick version of mousse, like reality hard version. not really comparable to mousse, but I don't know what else to compare it to. do people ACTUALLY like this? I h4ted it. I hated it so much. 0/10. never again. I'd rather swallow 23 coins. I cried and felt physically sick like I couldn't get up. God, I sound so dramatic, but it was actually horrible. I've had similar reactions with any type of cheese(the worst food in existence), chicken pot pie(2nd worse food in existence) and fruit filled jelly(3rd worse). holy I just YAPPED about food. I feel like such a big back. I'm gonna try start eating less cause I go back to school soon and don't want to be f4t. also so I'm not embarrassed to show the doctors my inf3cted b3lly bU.tton- okay, I've gotten way off topic. I say I was gonna stop yapping, but then I continued to yap like I am right now. okay, bye!

DAMM AT LEAST THAT'S MORE TYPING THEN I DO

NOT MY CHEESECAKE. NOT MY CHEESECAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *TPOT intro*

unpopular option: galinda or whatever stfu

what my predictions WERE for the Grammys vs who I wanted to win
💚record of the year: manchild
album of the year: mayhem
song of the year: manchild
best new artist: Olivia Dean
best pop solo performance: the subway
best duo performance: defying gravity
best pop vocal album: mbf
best dance pop recording: abracadabra
💗who I want to win:
record of the year: The Subway
album of the year: mayhem
song of the year: manchild
best new artist: Sombr (all nominees were bad)
best pop solo performance: The Subway
best duo performance: defying gravity
best pop vocal album: mayhem
best dance pop recording: abracadabra

NO, leave her alone, she hasn't done anything wrong!!!
I'm the one you want, I'm the one you want, it's me!
It's MEEEEEE!!!
So if you care to find ME
Look to the western skyyyy
As someone told me lately
"Everyone deserves the chance to FLY"
And if I'm flying solo
At least I'm flying freeeeee
To those who'd ground me
Take a message back from meeeeeee
Tell them how I am defying gravity
I'm flying high, defying gravity
And soon I'll match them in renown
And NOBODY in all of Oz
No Wizard that there is or WAS
Is ever gonna bring me downNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! 
AHHHhhhHHHHh!!!

I hope you're happy in the end 💚
I hope you're happy, my friend 💗

unpopular opinion: Yuri is better than Yaoi
unpopular opinion: live action is better than anime
unpopular opinion: Thai dramas are better than Korean dramas
unpopular opinion: most Yaoi are weird and unoriginal

if you like The Human Centipede I'm just assuming that you've never actually watched it, just want to seem cool for saying you've watching it, but if you HAVE watched it and enjoyed it(dni) you're genuinely dsgustinly weirrd. NOT in a good way. that movie isn't even a scary movie, it's just a movie for people with the weirdst ftishhes. and if you think you're quirky for liking it, will, you're not. it's absolutely dsgusting. I ask someone "what's your favourite SCARY movie?" and then reply with "The Human Centipede" 🫩 it's not a scary movie, it's a g+re p0rn

the human centipede is the one where a scientist stich people's butt's together is it not?

I agree, I do NOT wanna watch it ever😭

I will finally legally be old enough to have a job soon, but I hate people seeing me, and I can literally only work at fast food places... where you have to talk to them and look directly at them at the windows... 💔

I and my friends got in a war with Flush. Would you like to join in?

did you know Ariana Grande acted as Glinda?

I'm crying right now because my whole day has just been ruined. no, my whole year, it feels like. my mum told me I go back to sch0ol March 1st, but now she's saying I go back on Thursday. and it's so annoying because she said "but we're giving you notice!", yeah, FOUR DAYS NOTICE. I need at least 2 weeks. I can't go back now. I don't feel skjnny enough. I need more time to get ready. and my stopid mother is saying "you're not even trying to keep your spot!", but like this is COMPLETELY her fault. when I said I'm cryinng, I meant literally. I honestly want to km$ so much rn, but you know, my mum couldn't care. in the past I've tried to suuffocate myself when I was feeling beyond d3pressed, and my mum just called me a liar when I asked for help. I don't mean to sound like an attention seeker, I'm just really not feeling good at all. literally what do I do? st4rve myself for 4 days, move around a lot, and try puuke up my breakfast? I'm mentally not ready to start scho0l yet, why can't my duumb mother respect that? I h4te her so much. I can't go back to scho0l yet. she's the biggest, most duumb, annoying, maniiipulative li4r ever. this isn't even a quarter so the things she has done or li1ed about, but I'm not getting into details. and what's even more unfair is that my duumb, stuuupid sister doesn't even start until the 10th. it's unfair. so unfair. my whole day, week, feels like year is ruined. I can't even force myself to be happy that defying gravity won an Grammy anymore.

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