Hashiras arrested

Police: *breaks the door* ur under arrest *tengen*: what- whyyyyyyy?! What did we do?! U unflashy peasants! *rengoku*: calm down buddy, I’ll deal with this, now y’all mother f- *mitsuri*: NO SWEARING RENGOKU- wait, isn’t this ur job? *shinobu*: ara ara, what did we do? *police*: u killed someone *obanai*: what the hell?! *Giyu*: well I knew this day would come, my life is hell like always *police*: and u guys are getting arrested for killing the previous police, and for killing a shop keeper, a robber, a killer, another killer, a demon, *sanemi*: we didn’t kill anyone but demons! *police*: so u do admit that u committed murder! *sanemi*: uh… we are demon slayers? We work for the government? I think? *police*: well ur still getting arrested for killing the demon who killed people first but what the hell, u guys lost ur rights *sanemi*: *long silence, then speaks up* OH WHAT THE F- *Gyomei*: language Sanemi, anyways- *police*: oh yeah, so we arrested u before blind man, so ur still up to no good… *gyomei*: this is why I hate children…. *giyu*: sorry Gyomei- *police*: and u got arrested too mismatched haori man! *giyu*: I keep telling u! I didn’t-oh 🦆 it *shinobu*: okay but- *police*: and ur too short to be arrested! What are u? Five? Juvenile for u young lady! *shinobu*: I am going to rip ur @$$ off! *police*: and u too young lady! *points at muichiro* *muichiro*: did he just assume my gender? Y/N: *now it’s ur turn to deal with this, I know it’s long, but it’s for the fun*