Hazbin Rizz

*Alastor looks at you* Alastor: Can I buy you a drink? I’d like to see how good you are at swallowing. *Charlie scoffs and turns to you* Charlie: Are you a toaster? Because I am looking for something to take a bath with tonight. *Vaggie laughs* Vaggie: I can’t taste my cherry lip gloss! Can you give it a try? Angel Dust: I’m so jealous of your heart right now, because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Husker:Your body is 60% water, and I’m thirsty as FUCK.