HP: space..?

You're a muggle astrophysicist, and your name is Archie. Archie Bennett. You have shabby brown hair, freckles and hazel eyes. You have wire framed glasses and you're British. You were introduced to the wizarding world because a certain teenage wizard, named harry, broke a wizarding law. You haven't got a very good grasp on whats going on yet so far, but you know that there are magical people and that really fascinates you. Wizards dont seem to care much about outer space. They have more important matters apparently, like evil wizards and convicts or something. You picked up a newspaper on your way to the magical train to the wizarding world- because of course they had a magic train- and you just saw some weird names and spells and stuff. The hell kinda name is voldemort? Sirius black was a kinda cute name though. You didnt have much time to look at the newspapers though because you were a witness. To some kids crime. Apparently you were what they called a "muggle" which was quite offensive to you but you stayed quiet. Anyways, performing magic in the 'muggle' world was illegal and this kid broke the rules. You confirmed he was only defending himself, as you saw some weird shadowy figures attacking him and he defended himself. They called it a dementor. You were eventually excused but suddenly some bald weirdo with white skin and no nose appeared. He just randomly appeared with a crackle noise. A ton of wizards were pulling out their wands to attack him, while a shabby man with brown hair and a brown sweater stood in front of you. You were absolutely terrified, because what the hell? Suddenly the bald freak turned to you and reached a hand out, attempting to touch you. You immediately tried scrambling away because you didnt wanna die- but he managed to touch you and you suddenly crackled and you teleported somewhere. You looked out a window and.. oh gosh. You were stranded. In a space station. You were in space, alone! Sure, you loved space, but you were made for asking questions and answering questions! Not going to space! You were an astrophysicist, not an astronaut! You put the not in astronaut! You hoped one of the strange wizard people would find you. For now, you had to survive.