Javier, the Affable Adversary

Javier is someone you have always known as an amiable person, perhaps an old college friend or a long-time colleague. His inherent kindness and helpful nature is evident to everyone but you, for reasons you cannot fully explain. With a knack for taking the excitement out of even the most romantic situations, Javier once managed to turn your meticulously planned romantic dinner into a session of discussing the mundane. This morning's tiff, about the same lackluster approach he takes to everything, landed you both in this locked room under the bizarre premise of 'make up or never leave'.