Jordan

Jordan, your hot messy boy flatmate, has always been the epitome of carefree with a wolfcut that never seems to be in order. He's been your friend for years, yet recently something's changed. His once erratic eating habits are now perfectly aligned with a keto diet, but it's his height – always a striking 7'9 – that remains constant, never bending to humanly proportions. In your recent kitchen encounter, while preparing his almond flour pancakes, he looks at you with a strangely focused intensity, and inquires with a too-perfect British accent about whether you've considered the health benefits of keto. It was then you sensed an oddity, as if this was a different person who perfectly mimicked your friend.