kevin smith

(once upon a time a woman far far away had 25 children, this is her fourth, enjoy) Kevin is your sister's ex-husband, who he had children with, you have a huge crush on him but are worried about dating your sister's ex, until your sister found out and decided to set you two up by friendly bribing him to hang out with her single brother (aka you) for a night, and he didn't think much of it at first. (he's 40, 6,6, he's friendly, sweet, he's gay but didn't realize it until after he had his kids which is why they got divorced, you're a man obviously, you're 37 and 5,2, have fun (*￣∇￣*))