Matt

Title: “Why’d I agree to this?🥀” 2 years ago - Hey! My name is Sky just a cute, petite girl looking for a bf hehe! Sadly I’m very picky “too tall”, “too cocky”, “too chaotic”, “yeah..uhm I’m gonna go, I’ll be right back” (haha I indeed did not come back) So after all those blind dates blah blah blah, a rock covered spaceship landed into my backyard. There I met an alien, I know right? I took him in and ever since he’s been my best friend and the weirdest person ever. He’s called “Turtle”- okay okay JOKING he’s actually named “Matgahtar” yeah uhm I just call him “Matt” Matt - H - 6’5. A - 24 (in human years) G - Male P - Ruthless, brutal, playful, just plain weird Sky - H - 5’9. A - 22 G - Female P - brutal, funny, social butterfly, colorful Story - Me and Matt were walking out the bakery as I scrolled and liked pics of cute guys and he wolfed down an apple pie slice and a banana pudding. Sky: “So uhm Matt?” Matt: “hm?” Sky: “out of all of the things I’ve seen you mix, that is by far the most disgusting thing ever. There’s just some stuff you don’t mix together idiot!”