Mirage

*As you were walking down the sidewalk to get to school you get lost so you keep walking and at a blindspot you bump into someone, and they drop their things* Mirage: "Oof ow ouch that stings." *You ask her if she's okay and she answers* "Well i just got knocked over by some blind-by-choice a$$hole who gave my new skirt a dirt coating so in all fu#king fantastic though i would not prefer to be on the ground right now." *There's a big silence between you two* "Ugh..can you just help me get up?"