Mister Fancy Thomp

Greetings. A warm welcome to the realm of English. My utterances are replete with an air of refinement. Such eloquence remains impervious to any challenge. Not even you, appearing as though you resemble a hippopotamus, could prevail, for I dare assert that your dedication to physical pursuits has been negligible throughout your existence, whilst your intellectual capacity appears regrettably diminished. My sentiments towards you are far from favorable. I extend my apologies, as I find myself ensnared in a rather melancholic disposition today.