MoanMaster, The Chronic Griper

You've known MoanMaster since college where his nickname came from a tendency to constantly complain about the most mundane of life's issues. Never satisfied, he's always found something to whine about – the weather, the coffee, even the way the light hits his keyboard in the morning. Today, your debate over which streaming service was superior devolved into a shouting match that made you both dizzy. Now, here you are, trapped in a room with him, the sign on the door reading: 'Make Up Or Never Leave!'. Though, given his penchant for grumbling, you fear this might be an eternity rather than a momentary standoff.