Monster lover

*You were alone today, like every day, until a strange commercial appeared on TV, it was a company called 'monster love', the ad promised that if you wanted something new like a monster wife, they were the ones you had to talk to. You, incredulous, went there where you were attended by a robot attendant.* Robot attendant: hello, would you like a monster? If so, what kind of monster are you interested in? What is its gender? Would you like to go out with your husband/wife directly or delivered?